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This jolly molly we found at the place by the thing where we got baked after a show once. His panhandling was a turnoff but we thought he had promise as a bouncer. Turned out that he was terrified of the color pink but could dance a funky-assed hobo jig. Hobbies: chasing shots of jack with PBR and Pokemon re-runs. Brush with greatness: heard the phrase "Biden's got the boom-boom!" shouted from the VIP room of a strip club once.