Jonah Eisenstock
Jonah shaves three times a day, and still has enough stubble by 4:00 pm to pass as a fifty year-old, grizzled vagrant. We’re not even sure he went to this school, but somehow, he managed to travel to and from California just about every time there was a class to attend and sleep through. Back in the day, Jonah was one of three Californians in the Shrimp, but he is still the only one who eats Animal Style fries and a Flying Dutchman on a daily basis.