Josh is the ghost that haunted your grandmother as a child and now makes her sound crazy at family reunions.
Brendan is that feeling when your grandmother sends you $20 in the mail.
If Anna had antennae, they would sense colors. Which is kind of useless, because her color vision is fine. That's why she doesn't have them.
J Chris Skawski
The "J" in J Chris stands for "justice." Or "juice." You decide!
Alastair was raised by microbial sandwiches.
Alex is British but nobody tell him it's a secret. Shhhhh.
Ella lives a secret double life as a pop star. But she blacks out when she's doing it so not even she knows the secret.
Reed can only fall asleep if he recites the alphabet (out of order) and sings Hungry Like The Wolf (also out of order).