Greg Haber
When not performing improv, Greg spends his days running through forests as their silent and ever-vigilant protector, wearing nothing but a few well-placed leaves. He would have had a deal with Marvel Comics to tell his story, but he didn't have clothing to wear to the contract signing and it all went south from there. His hobbies include beard growing, beard trimming, and beard regrowing, and he is deathly afraid of disposable razors.